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Who else has to take the COVID pregnancy test once a week?

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I don’t even understand what that is… are you trying to get pregnant? Or are you already pregnant? My mind is melting…

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Imma have to give props for the swag feet on counter angle.

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The school provides the test on a weekly basis. We go into a room, swab our nose and mix it with the solution in the card. Wait 15 minutes for your results. Take a pic and send it the warden. I mean send it to the superintendent.

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The warden 🤣🤣🤣

I'm considering just taking a picture of the same card every week.

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How does this work? Does your district provide it? Jersey will begin having unvaccinated teachers test weekly starting next month.

We do!! Every Monday! Lol

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