Wife texted me and said she is showered, shaved, and naked. Wake her up when I get home. Aaaaaaand here I sit in DTW, waiting for a flight attendant. Pour me another, bar keep.

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I literally LOL'd at that, D1. Well played.

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Was meant in jest, of course. You're a lucky guy OP, hope you get home soon! 👊🏽

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You guys are both awesome. May we all get laid tonight

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I'm showered, shaved, and naked too. But the flight attendant told me to put my pants back on and cut me off

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lol It's always good to hear about straight couples that still have hot sex after marriage

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Broooo my gf just said the same thing! And here I am in LAX getting tossed off wine......sent me a pic and all - FML

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@D4, it's not that it's a treat, it's a not-so-subtle way to say "let's fuck".

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Is the flight attendant hot?

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I love how married women let their husbands know that them shaving was a treat. Married woman here and laughing to myself. Sorry for your pain and frustration, OP!

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Plot twist - I live in Boston too 😂

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I'm showered, shaved, and in business casual attire because it's Friday

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Godspeed OP! 🛫🛬🚖🏃🏻💑

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Oh, I thought that "I'm naked" part would have signaled that. Haha Either way, I hope you make it home soon!

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EY2- well, if he ever gets there and there is that whole "wake me up part." I'm typing this sitting next to my sleeping husband haha

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Love it D1 😂😂

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I'm showered, shaved, naked...and on a conference call. Jk!

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Round 2 later tonight :-)

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Nah, headed to Boston. I think a black car to Toronto sounds like a helluva road trip! Safe travels to you and the ransoms.

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*randoms, but ransoms sounds even better.

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