Woke up this morning and didn’t feel like talking to anyone.
1. Had a glass of Woodford Reserve.
2. Still didn’t want to talk to anyone.
3. Had another glass of Woodford Reserve.
4. Shockingly… still didn’t want to talk to anyone.

Fast forward to 3 PM: I’m 6 glasses in, and guess what? Still not talking to anyone.
At this point, it’s less about mood and more about commitment.

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Ease up buddy! Try going on a run next time

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This is why I think I should be promoted to sm

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This post will be referenced at many eoy roundtables 😂

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Here if you want to talk

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At this point you definitely shouldn’t talk to anyone. Tomorrow is a new day.

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This is full blown alcoholism…

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Are you okay? Drinking from the morning doesn’t sound healthy.

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Good for you man. Ignore all these “super fun” people who are going to live to 100 but are more boring than paint drying. They never miss a homework assignment but never make anyone laugh.

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lmao ok guy

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I think you’re coming to the conclusion that the alcohol is not helping the situation

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Took pto I hope? Not worth it if you’re on the job

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Cry for attention? Maybe get some help and speak to a therapist

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When people ask me what it’s like to be a SM. THIS.

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I feel you guys, same same

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True story? And what represents a “glass” of Woodford (I like their bourbon too)?

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There are decent basics like Woodford or Bulleit. The really good smooth complex stuff Starts around $300 per bottle. I had a good one recently that was $65 for a double shot. Really good but can’t remember the name at the moment. I like to try new ones.

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You okay, pal?

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Try switching to tequila

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Sorry to hear that OP. This is dark. Hope you can find your way

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so you skipped all your meetings?

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Hope it’s going alright, bro. If that’s more than just a random one-off day, might be good to start looking at why, sounds like some part of you is crying out for change.

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