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This guy is a comedian whose persona is an insufferable tech bro 😂

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That guy is a comedian and posts satirical things like this regularly

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C’mon man, let me live in my world where left-coasters are like this for real. Don’t burst my bubble! 😂

OBVIOUS satire , come on people lmao

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Satire is dead, anyhow

How do the first few people in this thread not know it’s satire? Good god man

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You just have to read until "cybertruck" and you know everything there is to know about this guy. His identity is "west coast" and it doesn't go deeper than that.

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This is definitely satire

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He needs to lower his cocaine budget from $1,802 per month to $802 per month.

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I am amazed how many people on LI and here do not realize this is satire.

People need to stay away from microwaves.

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I personally find hilarious how much he spends on hinge dates per month.

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Excluding the 2+ Michelin star restaurants of course, that’s a seperate date subledger

His TikToks are hilarious…at times lol

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Cmon he’s on a budget with a $20 clothing allowance. No pants just shirt

Here’s his stuff lol https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FcnYvy/

This thing finally popped up on my feed and it’s got 90,000 comments. The really sad part is I had to read about 50 of them before somebody said “this has to be a joke, right?”

Come on people, you can’t be that gullible!

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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It's the "loves this" for me

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