Your sibling spilled water on your personal laptop, now the laptop won’t turn on. What do you do?

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Ask them to do the same on my work laptop

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Chop them in their throat.

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Call ASOC.

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Time to waterboard your sibling

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Put it in rice

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Serving your sibling with rice? That's dark... Even for me.

I'd at least give them the dignity of being served with something substantive like polenta or maybe orzo.

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Pistol duel at dawn. Defend your honor.

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My mother just blurted "What, slap him? WhatdoIdo?" in response to this question. Now she keeps asking me what she should do.
Meanwhile, I was contemplating murder and cover-up

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is my sibling still under warranty?

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Get a new sibling

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Put siblings in rice for 1 month

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Read this post carefully and you may be able to salvage situation. You need to go to Home Depot and buy a flame thrower and fire extinguisher. First start the flamethrower and keep fire extinguisher ready as you don’t want to burn to ashes - and while you’re doing this to your sibling, order a new laptop..

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My siblings have no money so I wouldn’t bother doing anything other than just fixing it/buying a new one.

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Spill water on sibling and hope they short circuit?

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Buy a new one

A new sibling that is. I assume you’ve already killed the other.

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Fix it.

Why’d they do it though?

Assuming it was an accident - hopefully your sibling is nice enough to help at least pay for the repairs, otherwise just eat the cost and get it repaired. Things happen, don’t let it ruin your relationship with them, it’s just a laptop in the end.

Was it accidentally?

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