I’m a high school teacher, and during lunch in the staff lounge, the history teacher walked in looking utterly defeated. She told the principal, "A student tried to convince me his dog ate his homework, and when I didn't believe him, he produced a zip-lock bag of dog poop as evidence." Apparently, she didn't open the bag, thank goodness. Not sure why the student couldn't reprint the paper.

Planning early June honeymoon with ~350k Marriott Bonvoy points - we’re looking at either Europe or Asia as potential locations - any recommendations for hotels? I.e. W Maldives, Marriott Momi Fiji..

What are the travel opportunities for a functional consultant at PWC AC Banglore and also any info about moving abroad internally

Which company to join 10Years Experience , Netcracker or TCS??CTC is all fixed in Netcracker and 3Lkh more.

Anybody looking for referral for Accenture can DM me.

Hello Fishes
I was interviewed by techm 2 tech rounds 10 days back
Haven't heard back from RMG
How much time it usually takes, can I expect a call back from RMG else move on...... Plz suggest

I finally have an extra room to set up a home office. I’m looking at motorized standing desk, but there are so many options out there that it is overwhelming. What’s your recommendation for an L-shaped desk?

Is there an appropriate way to turn down an assignment because it is non-billable? Two of the partners I work for keep asking me to write client bulletins and articles with them, which is great, but now I’m starting to worry about meeting my billable hours requirement.

I am currently a gov attorney at a major metro area in the northeast. I recently received an offer from a ID private firm (1900 billable hours) in the area for about 40k more than my currently salary. I was going to accept, but now I’m having second thoughts about leaving a secure gov job with good benefits. Really not sure what to do.

Buying my lotto ticket for Friday, preparing to flip the bird to BigLaw and then buy a bird ✈️, Yakt 🛳 and estate 🏚🏘

I am planning to buy a car. Is there any corporate discount at Citi (CSIPL) for that ?

Can OMG run(function) without the OMG tokens ?

How long does coforge take in order to release the offer?

Have been offered 07B grade in ibm..
Wat will be the roles and responsibilities.?
Stack : Oracle ERP
YOE : 7.5

What is a typical salary for an SVP, 15 years of experience, at a large PR agency in the LA or NYC market?

I am looking to product management from program management, any recommendations on books to read, courses etc

I received my fnf from Accenture today. I don't know why 18k as 'other perquisite' is mentioned in income tax computation sheet?

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️