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Anyone work in alliance management? Would love to learn more about the function!

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Hi Team,
Need your inputs. Is stability more important than the opportunity?

I have an opportunity to explore how ever it's been only 6 months in current organization.

Can I take the offer and switch? Does it affect the stability?

Please help.

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I’ve been having a bit of trouble working with one partner at a new firm. There are definitely things I can/need to work on for improvement, but I’ve been practicing for four years and have had no trouble with other partners/peers before. This partner sent an email to me with bills for one client of his/hers I worked on and now looped in a practice management person to have a ‘management call’ (prob to talk about billing less..) Should I be looking for other opportunities?

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Looking for some boutique firms (healthcare/public health sector) that do work relating to social determinants of health, community health centers, population health, community hospitals. Any suggestions?

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Does anyone else feels like the job market today is like the 2013 Real Estate Market? It is a buyer’s market. It’s saturated with jobs, but no one wants to work. And recruits are not taking advantage of the ones who want to work.

The cycle repeats. #thirstythursdays

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I’m graduating in December, with a background in environmental economics and policy. Consulting didn’t work out this cycle. Made it to final rounds for Bain and Kearney but in the end didn’t get an offer. I want to recoup and try again, but I’m worried that once I’m out of undergrad the door will be closed to starting in consulting.

What can I do to make this happen? I have friends and connections at Bain and Kearney and the other firms as well, but not sure if it’s feasible now.

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Hi Hyderabad fishes,
I'm a Java developer with 6.5 years of experience. I am interested in both backend and full stack positions.
Experienced with Java, javascript, MySQL, Spring boot, jQuery, REST services.
Currently looking for change and need help with references. My current CTC is 19L and 2 months notice period.

Thanks for the opportunities.

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What is a MD compensation package & breakdown like @ Pro?

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Why can’t I find the main Pro bowl anymore. I was in it for almost a year and now it’s gone. Is it possible to get kicked out?..

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Joined pro a few months back in TC, I notice that the all the talks of big growth etc. was just talks. Have not had any decent project lined up and been sitting idle for past month. Also, majority of existing projects are Risk, audit and compliance related or we are trying staff aug / managed service (outsource). What is up with this, contemplating if I made the wrong decision to join pro from Big 4.

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I have only one week left to join @morgan Stanley however there is no email communication (like onboarding email,to whom to report,where to go) from hr side.i am little worried does anyone know

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I have got an offer letter from Morgan Stanley for the QA role in regulatory reporting. Currently I am in a BA role with 7 yrs experience. In MS they are giving a good hike (45%) plus joining bonus. Not sure at this stage should i switch from BA to QA role.

What's the salary range for Manager position at Morgan Stanley .
Yoe: 4 Yrs.
Stack: Java.

Do we really get 15% variable pay ?

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"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

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This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

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Anyone know of a good career coach I could reach out to? Thanks in advance! 🙏

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Anyone have experience with buying BVLGARI in Italy? I have my eye on an Octo and a trip planned for next summer (hopefully) - is there any benefit/negatives to buying in Italy?

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I think I want to be in relationship, but I fear that I actually am just lonely and not actually ready for relationship.
I desperatly want someone that I can spend time with, laugh with, and tell good news to amongst so much else.
I don't know what to do or if anything can be done...

Thoughts anyone?

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By when do we get relieving letter, my LWD was today ( 21 OCT).

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Is myGEMMA legit to buy watches 👀??

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Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

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“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

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How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

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“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

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Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

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"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

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Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

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"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

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HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

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I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

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Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

Overheard on LinkedIn

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OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

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“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

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Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

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“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

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"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

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“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

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“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

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