You ever make up nonsense just to get someone to leave you alone? I heard our senior dev talking to a project manager in the breakroom. "Look, I can make the button blue, or I can make it work, but the laws of thermodynamics say I can’t do both by Friday."

I decided to move on from my job of 7 years, I had no days off, It was getting overwhelmed, I just wanted to spend quality family time, so I applied at another place and I was hired on the spot, so my old employer offered me what I wanted and I decided to stay, so my question is ….. how in a professional way do I tell my new employer that I not coming to work with them. I’m supposed to start by the end of this month.

After checking why Matt Gaetz was trending earlier, I should have known better than to check why Madison Cawthorn is trending, but here I am. I blame nobody but myself.

Is it cool to use slang when with co workers?

Anyone else frustrated with the lack of follow through from potential employers? I have had two companies undercut my ability to have an equal chance to compete for a role. One company kept telling me a second interview would happen in a few weeks. Nothing for 3 months even with my check ins. To just find out the role was filled. Another company flat out said they couldn’t find my application (in their system where it was attached to job req number) and filled the role.

Just discovered a public slack channel (that very much should have been private) that a few women at my work have been using to bitch about the co-workers they don’t like. There’s a lot of very mean posts about several of the CDs, account people, producers etc. There’s quite a few hateful posts about me and my partner too 🙈 should I tell them?

Is April (easter time) a good time to visit Norway? If yes, what are some of the places you would recommend? I’m looking for hikes/ national parks experience and don’t want to spend much time in city.

Has anyone travelled to NYC recently via train/bus/plane?

Tax to banking?? Not necessarily investment banking. But has anyone done it?

I joined pwc almost 2months before not yet billable, working in a temporary project as non billable resource, is it safe ?

I got notice everything at the new firm is good to go. Now to give notice. I’m dreading it. I really really like my boss but this opportunity is too good to pass up. How do you even start? I’ve been in this role 8 years. How to give notice?? Yikes! I’m giving about 2 1/2 weeks notice. 10/17 start date. Any help is appreciated!!!

Hi Fishes,

I am working in Google's vendor company in curated formats project. Can any of you refer me to Accenture / CTS with Google ads optimization process pls. Location: Gurgaon. Thanks. Need to change my job as I am extremely disappointed with my current job working for 13-14 hours a day.

My work gives us points/money for achieving certain activities such as exercising for 180 mins per week. I have my Apple Watch automatically sync with the app that tracks our activities and it works great. Problem is I started using NRC (Nike run Club) app for runs and it interferes with the Workout app on my Apple Watch and it doesn’t get tracked. Has anyone found a way for the NRC and Workout app to run simultaneously (pun intended)?

Recommendations for athletic jeans/chinos for short guys who lift? The only thing decent for shorter athletic guys is Levis 541s and 531s. They seem to have ample room in the seat, quads, thighs AND have 30 or 28 inseam options. Open to others, thanks!

What's the best printer for a Special education self contained classroom? I have 10 students and need a printer that can handle printing work for them daily and IEPs at the end of the year. Any suggestions? Cost of 350 or less preferable

What to wear for the EY holiday party tomorrow?

How many of you that have been in PA for at least 10 years feel like you are a well rounded individual? Is your personal identity only about your job, status, and wealth or do you have enough contd

Delayed 6 hours ORD -> JFK (Delta Platinum) - how many points?

How long does it take to hear back after your final interview for an in house counsel role? I did the final round of interviews for a Bay Area company last Monday and still haven't heard anything. No rejection yet, but the longer I hear nothing, the more I worry they're not confident I'm the right fit.

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."