The head chef wasscreaming at a bag of onions, saying, "You don't respect the prep station, and you certainly don't respect me!"

Anyone from EY parthenon Dubai who’s willing to chat and guide me on the process there.

Hello. I have a job interview coming up. When asked the question by the interviewer, “Why do you want to leave your current employer for us?” What is the best answer?

A few weeks ago I sent my resume in for a PCA posting. I’m qualified for the position yet never heard anything back. Not even a confirmation that my application was received. Is there anyway to reach out about it or should I just forget it and move on?

Not thrilled about having to fly United for this engagement. No status on any airline- any ACN promotions going on right now?

considering betting a ton of money on tomorrow’s elections via “predict it”, as an emotional hedge. is this a stupid idea or a genius idea

Is making 10 times your initial salary in 25 years at the same company good progression? Started at 20k and making 210k.

Hi

What is the salary range for a salesforce technical consultant?
Exp - 4 years

Lol a client just emailed saying they want to sign a $1.5bn deal (we are sell side) not at some point before or by, but rather ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

What the hell is wrong with people?

I am sure this has been something that has been asked many times before but here goes...
I want to become an SEO. What is the best piece of advise you would give me?

Hi peeps

Can you please like the post

So that I can get likes to make use of this platform

Thanks in advance

In lieu of all the recent posts about people crushing , being seduced, borderline taped in PA.. I'm a relatively attractive girl (at least most boys says so) and no one has made a move on me at work.

I have joined infosys today . Having experience in IoT , Azure and. Net
Is there anyone can guide me to land in azure project in infosys.
I'm not confident the Talent Acquisition or HR team will gave the exact technology as per our Intrest or skill.

Hi, Tomorrow is my last working day at Infosys. I need to submit my laptop. My DC is Mysore but I live in Hubli, so can I handover the laptop at Hubli DC?

Hello guys ,
How much I can expect from Deloitte for senior data analyst position. The client is HSBC.

Current package: 31 fixed
YOE: 8.3

Pls comment.

Hello, I have until the 30th whether to accept an offer as an SaT Senior Director. I’m currently a Senior Manager in EY business consulting. Can anyone share the pay range for Senior Directors in the U.S.? This role would be leading small teams to perform commercial due diligence and manage the daily activities of a distressed capital advisory, acquisition, divestiture, or merger assignment.

Someone talk to me about Isobar and/or IA Collaborative. 👍👎❓

Getting a golden retriever puppy soon. Live in Brooklyn high rise- is it safe to take him to right outside the front door to potty and wipe his paws? He’ll be 8 weeks old when I get him

Any recommendations for a book/podcast/self study materials for a new finance attorney? I have no background in finance and was assigned to a finance group. Help me!!

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

I don’t have a horse in this fight

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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