"We want this brand to feel like a friendly ghost… it’s present, comforting, but ultimately dead inside." about a very conservative brand.

What is the Salary for an Assistant Manager?

Hello,

What is the notice period in EXL?

Any suggestions for getting kids to do homework? Sped Math 6th grade high need area - I cannot get these kids to turn in hw. Anyone agree with the idea of allowing class time for HW? I am at a loss

Love that in true form I chose the 1 red meme stock. 😂💎💎💎

How is LaundryService LA these days?

So, my boss just told me that all lives matter.
Let me know if you hear about any executive HR openings, I have 16 years of global HR experience.

Hi DUSI fishes,
I am working from Hyderabad office and I’m not able to meet my finances and my parents are also old and hence they need me at home in Mumbai.
I joined D. 3 months back and wanted to know how can I change my office to Mumbai location.
How’s the procedure going to be?
If someone can help, it’ll be a great thing!
Please guys🙌🏻

what kind of roles at FAANG have you all exited to from management consulting?

How do you all role out your ERG

Best headphones to buy for work and play? 🎧

Witches in the white house?

Visiting nyc over nye with family - is there any way to do a low key dinner at a restaurant or is everything ticketed

Anyone live in Mueller and recommend their apt complex? (1-bed apts, townhomes not needed)

Hi fishes,

I'm looking for a job change. I've 5 years of experience in Gas turbine maintenance, inspection, Life cycle engineering and reliability. Could any of you please help me get an interview in your organisation?

Thank you.

Accenture Tata Consultancy Alten Collins Aerospace Siemens Honeywell

Hello everyone! I'm a new bootcamp grad from Codesmith and am looking for any open, mid-level software engineering position. I'm willing to relocate as well. I would appreciate any help I could get, thanks!

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️