A member of the most privileged group of people on the planet doing a fantastic job of letting everyone know how proud she is to be an oppressor in the workplace. “Look how many people I’ve fired! Look how many times I got to be the axe man!” I’m young though so don’t come at me

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"Aren't you too dumb to be working in HR?"


(except she's not because HR people are the worst)

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I guess it must feel very mature and empowering to destroy some 40 year old worker's life when you're just 22.

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Imagine bragging this to the world 😕

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Ew

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Gross

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HR needs to be renamed. Maybe just call the department: TD - The Devil

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My go to is the Star Wars line "a wretched hive of scum and villiany" (said in Alec Guiness voice) to describe HR

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I’m confused about the privilege part? Are HR employees considered privileged?

Yes. HR hardly gets fired, but does the firing that the C-Suite won't do in person. They get to know a ridiculous amount about every employee. They actually just work for management while putting on a nice face to employees.

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