Anybody have 10+ years of professional non-internship marketing experience? Amazon is hiring.

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Dang it, I’ve only been an intern for 10 years

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That’s a change. These days most agencies want a free intern with 10 years, client-facing CD experience.

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And a Master’s Degree

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Intern scum, always tryna take our jerbs

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I believe that’s the next GOP campaign platform.

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I just interviewed someone who had four years intern experience.

That’s a big flag to me if you’ve been through that many internships and no one has offered you a job yet! 🤔

LinkedIn should limit job posts to 140 characters. Recruiters spend only 6 seconds on us, it should be the same in return

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