Anyone every ask their linked in stalkers wtf they want?

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Posting as :
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You are currently posting as works at

Define stalker? A peek daily for a month or a one off?

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One is on at least bi weekly (even weirder, it's a friend who can just as easily reach out). The others are former coworkers who peek in periodically.

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“Anything particular you’re looking for? Or just browsing?”

I want to ask, "What are you looking at? Did you lose something?" But I know that's not professional 😏

Just hit em with one of these and I’m guessing that’ll be the end of that.

😏😉

We want to find out whether you're open to a new opportunity lol

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