My confession is i’m only 32 but i vibe with the 35+ crowd even in real life. Pls don’t ban me. 🥺

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Ill be watching you

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All you unfiltered babies better behave!

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Samesies! I also knit and crochet so….please accept me.

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Same😭

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Same. 32 F

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Hmm

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Same. 31 M

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Thank you for being you for the rest of us.

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Are you a M or F?

M

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Ohh Sounds dangerous😈
Im watching you too…

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Ask if anyone has children

I have fluffy children🤔

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