Anyone have any good audit jokes or one liners?

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What’s the best way to have unlimited data coverage when traveling abroad to Europe? T-Mobile doesn’t seem to have the best rates for that ($15/MB)

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Hi everyone,

I have offer from S&P Global as a QA and ZS Associate as a Test Engineer.

Which one is better to join ?

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a Director of NEW Business …

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Are you doing cold reach outs? Working only known connections? Or employing an automated marketing system? How you getting bid opportunities? We work connections and a lot of cold reach outs. Trying to get automated marketing of some type up and running.

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If joining bonus is declared to be given, then is it paid soon after joining or at the month end...This is in context with Capgemini

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works at PwC

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Not able to clear Independence Training for new joiners can anyone help how I can clear this?

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a Senior Associate

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For those that have big 4 and MM FDD experience, what’s the difference in hours? Did you like one more than the other? Salary range for seniors?

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a Senior Manager

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Anyone switched from big 4 tech consulting to big five banks? Would love to know which role you applied for and how, plus how’s the culture and WLB?

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Recent Christmas gift from life coach.

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Enthusiast

What was your worst day at work like?
I’ll go first: I had a long night, didn’t charge my phone, phone died and I woke up 5 hours past my usual alarm… missed two important meetings, I was supposed to lead one of them 🥸

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Why Data Modeler role is on high demand these days?

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Anyone prepping for the SHRM-CP test? I’m taking a prep course this fall and would love tips or to know if there are any study groups out there!

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works at Bain & Company

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We are so close. Final stretch. Let’s go 🔥

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works at Kearney

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What are the best consulting firms operating out of London known for / working on sustainability and energy transition topics? Many thanks!

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Today’s low FODMAP dish - tummy still hating me!
-Bamboo shoot strips
-Carrots
-chives
Praying for relief 🤰 💩

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works at Thrive Consulting LLC

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Anyone here tried snake meat? If you live in FL would you eat this if determined safe to eat? I’m on the HECK NO side. https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/20/us/florida-pythons-eat-study-trnd/index.html Pythons might become a new menu item in Florida if scientists can confirm they're safe to eat

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works at Moskowitz

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Happy Diwali! What’s everyone making today?

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Just signed the outside employment form in KPMG onboarding system. I actually wanted to start dabbling in creative writing as a potentially monetizable hobby, but I'm guessing this may pose issues.

Definitely interested in the "exception from this policy may be requested if provision of non-professional services doesn't interfere with one's duties of causes conflict of interest" clause, though. Has anyone been able to get one of those before?

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Torn between two offers-
Citi IA (MRA Validation - Risk) or Morgan Stanley IA

If base comp is equal, which one would you choose?

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works at PwC

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How do you deal with a challenger type of personality? I’m fairly new and I know the senior is trying to teach me the thought process. But she also makes me feel extremely small by the way she phrases her questions. I’m already stressed out not having everything figured out yet and this makes me feel super tense and down.

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Does anyone have any fun online games to play with the team for well-being breaks?

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Anyone from EY UK could help out that would be great.
I applied to the EY UK Elevate program Audit Senior. My application was rejected and immediately I got another email, confirming my application for Audit Senior - UK wide program.
I logged into my portal and saw that for the Audit Senior - UK wide program it was written "Forwarded as Applicant You have been added as an applicant to this requisition."
Has this ever happened with anyone? Is it a good sign?

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works at Grant Thornton

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How to look about for opportunities for Acca candidate who has 3y experience in external audit ? Looking for suggestions ! Thanks

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Just spent a whole year doing SOX testing... excited to actually go back into external audit.

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So is being an in-charge sitting around doing stuff all day but still feeling like you got nothing done?

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a Staff Accountant

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New to this. Is it typical for a firm to ask a staff to do the work of a senior for a year to show that they are ready for a promotion?

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EY feels kinda...cheap. Are the other B4 like this?!

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To those using Prosystemsfx, have you had issues with not being able to insert rows or indent text in Excel? I’m sure there’s more but those two not working really bugs me

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I’m trying to hop on the busy season train. But today I have literally laid beside my laptop to wiggle my mouse and keep my status green. I’m just not ready for this mentally yet. I know it’s bad.

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KPMG I’m interested in learning more about your AWA alternative work arrangements. Any success stories? When would be the appropriate time to request one? Are certain types more likely to be approved than others? What does a compressed work schedule entail?

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Hi background in audit and soc compliance now working for a non-public firm but delivering support to the auditors. Being that I am new I am still learning all the processes however cannot find a single process narrative. In order to better my experience performance I have attempted to find some type of structure.
Nothing is compliant…..

Would you send over a file for review with your name on it when told for job security or respect yourself and understand why first

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I think the Matrix is broken, I just had a déjà vu.

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Do you regret accepting an early promotion?

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Is $84K base for audit senior 1 in Seattle considered okay?

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Anyone here has taken the PMP certification ? Is it worth it over MBA and if you're managing projects in Advisory?

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