Anyone have any good audit jokes or one liners?

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Audit matters

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Why did the Auditor cross the road? Because that’s what they did last year

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to get hit by a car to end the pain

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Work life balance

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There are three types of accountants. Those that can count and those that can’t

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Explain?

My clients run their inventory on the FISH method: First In Still Here

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No exception noted

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You can account on coming in to work on Saturday

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On the first day on the field, U ask the CFO, alright can you show us the books. He hands it over. Then you say with a smirk: Now where’s the real one?

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This is fraud

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@EY 1 you deserve 1 million likes for that post

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