Boss caught me on a call in the bathroom that was very obviously with a recruiter interviewing me. Trying to think of a plausible lie.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Dude just step outside next time

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Given the ridiculous nature of this complete and utter junior varsity move, perhaps - if he for some reason thinks you have better judgement than you clearly do - he will think you did it on purpose, as a sort of power play. A few suggestions: 1) update your resume; 2) aggressively pursue other opportunities; 3) don't bring it up unless he does; 4) consider leaving finance, as you've clearly exceeded your potential somehow; and 5) don't ever operate heavy machinery, as you obviously have the common sense of a door knob.

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If he confronts you...tell him you were getting off over the phone with your gf and that the only thing that gets you hard is when she mock interviews you.

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@bestadviser who the fuck has a car

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Don't bring it up unless he does. You haven't left yet and getting your finger on the pulse of what else is out there isn't crazy this time of year so don't seem insecure about it or embarrassed. Crumbling means lose any semblance of respect or power you could have gained from the scenario immediately.

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Go to another floor with conference rooms if your firm is big enough. Hell just find an empty room...

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I would love to hear the recruiter's take on your choice of venue.

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Fucking Lazard...

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Yo Stifel 1 you which office you in

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@BMO dude that's a freshman team move

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NYC, you?

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Same wanna seamless some al horno tn

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@DB1 - I put a bit of effort into crafting that comment, and it means the world to me that you noticed. Thank you for acknowledging the exact tone I was aiming for, but shouldn't you get back to work on your next Captain Obvious commercial?

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Bmo 1 you sound like a total dick

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Lol

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Couldn't go to your car instead dude???🤔

Ass i meant associate 1.. I meant that idiot could if gone some other private place.. Idiot..

Good thing he didn't catch you talking to your dealer..!

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