But my perception on other things is 👍🏼

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Haven’t heard this one in a while 🤣

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Meanwhile there’s unemployed people posting that they’re about to become, or are already homeless. Send some $ to those people.

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Moron.

Ok maybe don't get a years salary in cc debt if you want to be taken seriously?

I mean if they’re all business expenses then this isn’t a crazy post.

It warms my heart seeing this mocked.

Is he bragging?

Guys a bozo

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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