Check out this ad - it's the worst ad I've ever seen in my life!

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Pretty cool way to advertise that you have a toxic workplace

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Be a “top performer” for $3k a month? Dude is delusional.

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I wouldn't do that job for $3000 a week.

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LinkedIn needs a laugh react

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It has

Full, cringe-tastic ad here:

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So... if everyone is a top performer, that means everyone is also average.

Why would I have an “owner-like work ethic” without the owner compensation?

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That's a job post. Besides not paying a ton, what's the issue?

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Ehh, this is pretty standard for a lot of startups. They definitely wrote way too much, hence the need for a copywriter.

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100 applicants? Would never sign up for that level of expectation with that level of compensation. No thanks!

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Yeah, you can miss me with the “owner-like work ethic,” cause if I don’t have actual equity, my work ethic will certainly reflect that fact.

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Over 100 applicants though, you can’t really say is a bad ad.

Many people apply for jobs without reading the job description properly/at all.

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I would simply not apply to this job.

Somehow they have over 100 applicants

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How many fishes here who have got more than 500% hike while switching?

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Beating the Monday blues with some dal chawal and sukkah mutton

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Is it concerning if a recruiter is dancing around giving you an offer? or is it just busy bc of Q4, coordinating teams, start dates, and covid?

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Gyms - anyone back at them? I’m going to upgrade from my COVID-time small gym near house to big one back downtown. So excited to be back at lifting fully.

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TLDR: Getting over your ex of 2.5 years ghosting you after they said they wanted to reconnect.

I was dating someone for about 2.5 years and then we broke up because of COVID and the long distance was making it too difficult to continue. The break up must’ve been like a 4-5 minute FaceTime because I was very distraught. After we broke up, she started seeing someone else but I was heartbroken and it’s taken me over a year to really get over everything and process those feelings. (Cont.)

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Should I opt for online 2 yrs MBA from DY patil university? It is good or should I look for alternative. I am getting alot of calls from them. Please suggest. I have around 3 yrs experience in IT.

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I have an offer with Capita plc for 22 LPA for 5 yoe.
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Thanks in advance.

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Guys, I have 4.5 yr Experience as Robotics process Automation.Currenty I am working as Senior RPA developer(AA).
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Associated benefits?
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Consulting division

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Do you have a plan of action if anyone on your team gets sick with covid19?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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