Client: “We need someone to sit on-site one day a week at our office in New Jersey”
Team: shows up on designated day, no clients to be found
Client: “we aren’t on site today”
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Plus side, you can go grab a pork roll, egg and cheese on a roll

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O&M1, extra points for knowing not to call it Taylor Ham!

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Central Jersey also has the best pizza. De Lorenzo’s in Robbinsville. You’re welcome

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Wow. 2 in one

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@MD1, Central Jersey knows what it’s called

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Central Jersey is REAL despite what others want us to believe!

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Ween would have it on a Kaiser bun

OM: That sounds SO good.

They call it dirty Jersey for a reason

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