Confidently proclaiming how bad he is at his job.

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Saying so much without saying much. The hate for HR gets only stronger.

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How to create groupthink 101 right here lol. All hiring decisions made by the same two people 😂😂😂

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Wtf is talent density?

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Sounds like fewer employees with a higher workload per employee.

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The idea of a CEO sign off for every hire is absurd. The CEO has better things to be doing than approving the hiring of a secretary - and the CEO has no idea what the actual need of the team is, etc.

Typical stupid idea that sounds great on first glance on LinkedIn but in reality is moronic

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Remove HR from recruitment processes other than doing back office processes (onboarding, payroll), they unnecessarily complicate things. Let hiring managers and their teams do the interviewing

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The virtues this man is signaling are way off!

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This is so weird and not the flex they think it is. So many questions about this entire thing called talent density. What is even that? Imagine building a team around the thoughts/preferences of just two people. It is ridiculous but I guess we’ll see how it pans out in the end.

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Possible different titles of the story

How to say that you don't trust the people in your organization to make good decisions

Advanced Micromanagement 300

A new record low EQ score established by CEO at Coinbase

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