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"Stop oversharing at work. Do it on LinkedIn instead."

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This person macrodoses.

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No wonder she's self employed

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That is how you need to write "killer resumes" by oversharing

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I’m assuming 20+ cats too.

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But every one of 'em has a killer resume!

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This woman surprisingly does have a ton of followers but you wouldn’t know it by this post…. super cringe. Good job OP!

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Sounds like a personal problem

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

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