“Did you make a note of whose problem it actually is?”

“No I didn’t.”

I completed 4 years in JPMC , every year I got double digit hikes >12%, and bonuses >3 lakh and increasing . last year I got promoted to 602 with bonus >5 lakh, I am getting interesting offers outside should I stay or leave ? Also, I need 11+ likes to unlock my dm . Please like 🙏

I've been on keto for 2 months now. Got through the flu fine, but lately when I stand up I've been getting very light headed and need to hold onto something... Thoughts/remedies??

What is the reason why we still can’t donate blood? It’s 2022.

Team just applied for a TS Clearance (defense agency). Trying to assess if it makes sense to wait till the clearance comes through (6 months to a year?) before I job hop. I'm hoping to get some clarity on the following:
1. Can my company withdraw or cancel my clearance if I leave right after I secure a TS?
2. In terms of compensation, how much value (% compensation) does a TS clearance have in the DC area? Places I'm considering: AWS, Azure, GCP, Data bricks, Appian etc.
Any advice, thanks!

What is the increment cycle in tiger analytics?

What are position levels / salary grades in Siemens and tentative salary range in those levels ?
What is the maximum salary they can offer for PL8 and PL7 ?

Other than working with limited funds, what are the drawbacks of working in shelter medicine?

Hi fishes,

Please give me 11 like for DM... Thanks in advance 😊

What’s the scoop on Innocean Berlin? Seems pretty solid and promising, but I’m wondering if anyone can tell me more?

Hi fishes,

I'm looking for job referral for the PMO role.

I have 4 years of experience in end to end Project Management activities.
Currently serving notice period.
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Anyone interested in purchasing a SXSW Film badge at the early bird special cost of $895?

How do you feel like student retention is this year? I feel like I’m reteaching small concepts over and over again.

Hello everyone,

I'm looking for remote opportunity as a reactJs developer.
YEO: 3

Any help would be appreciated.

How do you guys make friends in a new town?

Anyone maxing out their H1 at Deloitte? What option of the two did you choose:
USI localization or Relocation to Canada? What are pros and cons

Can anyone refer me for Oracle SQl Developer role ? Currently serving notice Period. Having totally 10 years of exp and relevant experiance in SQL is 3 years.

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

On a Zoom call:
Colleague A: *begins talking*
Colleague B: *begins talking at the the same time as A*
Colleague B: "I'm sorry, A. Go ahead"
Colleague B: (said with much attitude) "No, B. You go ahead. I'm sure what you have to say is more important anyhow."
Everyone else on the call: *Stunned silence....*

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.