“End of my first two weeks of my professional career.” There’s excitement and then there’s this.

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Future partner….show them the respect they don’t deserve

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They must’ve really enjoyed those required virtual trainings. Don’t we all??

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You’re right. Was at Deloitte for a bit, and the virtual trainings at the beginning were good

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What happens in Deloitte stays in FB

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I find it hilarious when people say stuff like this. All of the interns who were bright eyed and bushy tailed like this didn’t even last 2 years. And then the folks like me (who arguably hate every day of work and are doing it it for the money) are still here grinding haha.

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Kissing up only goes so far up before you need a tool from your toolbox

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Lmaooo I have mutuals with this guy 😂😂 legit just saw this and scratched my head

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Same!

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What is so wrong with all of you that you believe it’s ok to put others down for showing gratitude and not taking a job for granted?

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I get what you’re getting at D1, but everyone knows who OP is and their mindset doing it. It’s just too much and cringy and unnecessary. They’re also doing this is in a public platform and trying to get attention so…

Where's the tiktok video?

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Glad onboarding was so informational. Lol.

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End of professional career? Kiss @$$

This guy will become a partner soon.

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cringe 😖

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