Ever eavesdrop on a conversation that was food-related and then be able to do nothing but think of food? I heard people talk about Thanksgiving food recipes in the office, and now, in my head, there is nothing but a pumpkin pie with lots of whipped cream... and sweet potato casserole... and green bean casserole. UGH.

Are you guys planning to attend the Scon-Manager connect on 30th?
I am feeling extremely lazy to attend it in person.
Might skip it. 👻

Things to do in town for Christmas? I'll start in the comments!

Hi Guys, Can you please tell me which tech stack is better :
Gartner : Azure Synapse analytics and Azure Data Factory
Dunnhumby - PySpark and Airflow

Salary is same in both of them.

What technical skills are a necessity for product managers?

What are some feasible exits to the investment industry? PE seems to be too hard. Currently at Strategy& Deals Strategy and will leave at the 3YOE mark

How much would an analyst can get in jp morgan?

YOE- 3.5
Tech- Python, SQL, Bigdata, Spark, AWS.

Offer in hand - 14ctc

I need 11 L to connect with friends.plz help me to get that

It makes me intensely uncomfortable when I hear people who should know better misusing the word “myself.” As in “please cc Kate and myself on your email.”

what would be the salary for Director product mgmt at Amex ? and band ?
yoe 12, cctc - 53

Have a 3 bd/ 3ba townhome for rent in Fulton River district, higher end finishes. Parking. Gym access. Let me know if you are interested.

Why do leaders keep comparing how “good”the new staff/seniors have it because they make more money starting out then they did and working 55 hours is better than the 70-80 hours they used to work? Instead they should compare what options they have available to them and what their goals are.

Anyone getting blown up on LinkedIn by franchisee opportunities? I have never indicated interest but get a new message from someone trying to pitch me almost every day…

Any VCs hiring an analyst with consulting experience?

Hi All,

My sister is searching for a job. She is currently working as PMO in Infosys from last 2 years (she has only 2 years experience). Can someone please provide referral for PMO role in Capgemini Pune?

Thanks in advance... 😊

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

You know who gets that raise or bonus or even a promotion? It's not the hard worker. Not even the smart worker. It's the worker who advertises every task they did (small or big) in front of the whole team...

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."