Faking orgasms. That what I feel I’m doing most days in advertising. Whether a spontaneous overjoyed expression when CCO has a revelation that only weakens the idea. Or a long silent repeated nodding of the head with a sustained murmur of “ah ha” as the client turns the idea to drivel.

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Wait you guys are getting laid?!?

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I'm not in advertising. I'm a seal who must recognize when and how to bark to receive treats.

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I thought this was a basic job requirement, no?

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Then you are doing it right

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Just make sure you don’t have a real one.

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