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LinkedIn is by far the worst. Good for finding a job, terrible “social media”

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LinkedIn used to be great for bragging and finding jobs. Now people who have nothing to brag about have taken over and it’s terrible.

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Someone hasn’t tried my 7 simple steps for creating your best YOU

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I’m reminded of black mirror where people being people will always find ways to corrupt good technology.

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So good! They need to come out with a new seasons ASAP

Here’s my ranking
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Reddit
Twitter
LinkedIn (although it has been good for job offers)
Everything else

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I audibly lol when I saw this 😂🤣. If they gave us the option to take out the social feature and just look for jobs and industry news then we’re talking.

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Yeah it’s getting out of control. Like almost a gofundme level

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It’s better than Facebook

Fishbowl is actually better than Facebook. Time to acquire it maybe? 😂
LinkedIn is hardly comparable.

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Let’s try a game: put some song lyrics into consulting / corporate speak and we have to try to guess the song. I’ll start:
Young lady, what is your name?
I’d like to converse with you, perhaps purchase you an alcoholic beverage,
I’m T-Pain, you are likely aware of who I am already,
I am signed to Konvict Muzik and Nappy Boy Record labels, ooh wee,
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All of us want the same thing! Money- Flex Timing- Great Culture- Respect - Value in what we are doing!
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where my canadians at? how strict is covid there? my friend is in toronto for work and the hotel found out he has covid. now they’re locking him in his room. is that legal? if so, what’s the protocol to break quarantine? hotel wouldn’t answer 🫠

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I feel like I do more chores because there are some things that I just can’t stand. Like dishes left in the sink, dirty floor, dirty dogs, laundry…etc. When I ask him to do those chores, he says he will do them later but he takes forever. So I do them instead. He does grocery shopping, yard work, some cooking. Is it unfair if I repeatedly ask him to do more? 😡😡

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