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LinkedIn is by far the worst. Good for finding a job, terrible “social media”

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LinkedIn used to be great for bragging and finding jobs. Now people who have nothing to brag about have taken over and it’s terrible.

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Someone hasn’t tried my 7 simple steps for creating your best YOU

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I’m reminded of black mirror where people being people will always find ways to corrupt good technology.

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So good! They need to come out with a new seasons ASAP

Here’s my ranking
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Reddit
Twitter
LinkedIn (although it has been good for job offers)
Everything else

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I audibly lol when I saw this 😂🤣. If they gave us the option to take out the social feature and just look for jobs and industry news then we’re talking.

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Yeah it’s getting out of control. Like almost a gofundme level

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It’s better than Facebook

Fishbowl is actually better than Facebook. Time to acquire it maybe? 😂
LinkedIn is hardly comparable.

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