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Congratulations on hiring the most desperate, pliant yes-people with little to no critical thinking skills.

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I’d have withdrawn my application at the occurrence of point 2. Anybody who moves past point 3 as a candidate has no self-respect.

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This is a joke, right?

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This dude has gone full mental

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Specially driven = broke ass desperate candidates who will do and say anything to secure a paycheck while they search for a real job. Way to hack the interview process genius!

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Weed in dysfunctional conformity… that’s the kind of talent that will drive a place to obsolescence. Congrats!

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JA

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Parody. Please tell me this is parody!!!

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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