Had one of those days where I got through a grueling client review, came out feeling good, got briefed on some new thing, felt energized, put the kiddo to bed, telling him, “I had this idea about ____” and he says, “that’s good, momma, but it would be funnier if...”
Yes, dear reader, I was mansplained by my 4 year old. Goooodnight!

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Ha! The urge to creative direct starts young.

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