Has it come to this? Can’t make it up. Unbelievable. No this is not Facebook. This is LinkedIn. 🤮

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"What getting Granulomatous Mastitis taught me about b2b sales..."

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Instagram is to Only Fans is what LinkedIn to Adult Affair sites is/will eventually become. Any good marketing channel with good intentions will ultimately gravitate to the LCD of society. Not opinion….its just fact 🤷🏽‍♂️

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So what did you DM her? We gotta know OP!

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Not my type

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I like it click bait

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Granulomatous mastitis? You mean titty inflammation?

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I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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This is the very definition of privilege

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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