Have you ever said I love you while hanging up a call with a client or partner by accident? You aren’t alone. 🤗

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What was the reaction and how did you deal with it?

I have had that exact scenario play out in my head many times 😬

That, adding an ‘x’ at the end of an email and calling them ‘mom’ or ‘dad’ are my actual nightmares 👀

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Deep down I know I’m like a one time fling.

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100% done this.

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Told my ex wife “see you at the depo” ... divorce papers came shortly thereafter

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https://youtu.be/VWfUt5t4QI8

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I’ve almost done this so many times.

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