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OP - go outside and touch some grass.

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You’ve already got 500+ connections, why do you need me?

And did you post a link to your own page on LinkedIn Cringe? That’s ironic

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The LI cringe is getting meta

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😂😂😂

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This is how I feel!!!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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