Hey look everyone. I'm a unicorn!

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Id reply to that tbh- always looking for a good unicorn

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Are unicorns famous for being problem solvers?

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🦄

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Vurp

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Omg... This is one of the most cringe ones I've seen yet... 😬

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Four words - Invest. In. Amazon. Stock.

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A waffle is just a pancake that fell asleep on a corduroy pillow

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How much do you keep in the bank vs brokerage?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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I woke up today tired.

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I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Nice try Accenture.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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