Hundreds, thousands, millions, billions! Let’s talk salary! Wait, no, let’s talk celery! But wait- both are crisp and green, no? How many stalks per year do you get paid? Me: $175,000

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Before I lost my job: 240K
After losing it and going freelance: 400K

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Ah yes, the clout gain of anonymous income fibbing.

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Basically 1/3 what I made in America but I'm happier.

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Are you hiring?1! :D

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$115 chicago

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