I don't mind working on massive layoffs as long as I'm not physically in the room delivering the news.

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“The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.” Ned Stark - King of the North

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Well I wouldn't neither responsibility, what's your point

I do tech implementations so I talk to people, automates their jobs, then look the other way and move on to the next project

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That is nice

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Good news - layoffs are all delivered via Zoom. You’ll have 13 back to back 15 minute 1:1s to share details with people affected.

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Yeah except the companies that do mass zoom calls get sued

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Well, how do you feel about having the news delivered to you?

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Bad. What's your point?

When you are planning layoffs just remember that no one ever faults you for cutting too deep!

You can always add back.

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Smart, thx

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Who?

Not how our industry works, bucko

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