I got my wife a bracelet, it is such a beautiful bracelet but she doesn’t like it. My grandmother had that bracelet. It is a family heirloom. I am so sad. I feel so unappreciated.


All she is complaining about is that it says do not resuscitate.

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You better be a dad by delivering a joke like this lol

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Being a dad is the requirement for these jokes.

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If you like the bracelet so much you wear it

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Tell her that the inscription is in French and she’s misinterpreting it

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Tell her she doesn’t have to wear it except at next year’s family reunion at the Grand Canyon

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You should have told her it’s from Tiffany’s

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I am on fire with dad jokes

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