"I keep forgetting that the only place on Earth that is flat is Scandinavia."

what kind of roles at FAANG have you all exited to from management consulting?

Hey fish - for longer runs outdoors, what do you do about carrying water? Outdoor fountains aren’t really an option right now. 😂😭 Do you prefer to just hold a water bottle? One of those belt things? Female here if it makes any difference.

Hello I have got an offer in publicis sapient as Manager Automation Testing. Can sone tell me about projects for QA and growth oppurtunities here.

If job posting pay was $36.66 hourly (no range) what would be an acceptable offer and counter offer?

Hello i am negotiating a job offer in Toronto at the moment. I currently live in Montréal. What’s a reasonable salary for someone with 9 years experience in Toronto working for an international consultancy. Thanks!

Think I’m addicted to trading. May throw it all into etfs instead. Recommendations?

I currently work in Atlanta for a healthcare management company that is local to the area. I just got into the healthcare industry and have my bachelors degree in health science. I work in a position in the revenue cycle and I am looking to possibly get a new job in a more established company. I want more stability and opportunity within a company. Does anyone know of any places in/around Atlanta or remote that may fit this criteria? Sorry for the vagueness. Thanks!

I have an offer to join a startup as an APM. The only downside is that the engineering team is located offshore in India. I’m concerned about the resulting impact because of 1) the potential late night calls 2) the learning opportunities missed by not working with a US engineering team (communication tactics, translatable skills) 3) potential exit opps into FAANG pm roles due to not having experience with an onshore eng team. Would any one be able to speak to this from experience or share advice

Thoughts on Prime Ocean here?

Hey Guys, what would be the salary of 11+ years experienced person, in Mainframe Technology in CSG International, Bangalore.
Designation is SDE Senior or SDE Lead.

Hi Fishes,
I want to learn about how to apply machine learning and different algos on seller risk problem. Will you please share some links or anything from where I can learn.

Hi fishes, can you please help out.i have an offer of these companies. Which one to join for growth and learning?

Bajaj finserv , SBIcard , Cognizant, Evaluserve, or EXL services
for data science position .

Hi folks,

I wanted to to know the in-hand salary for the CTC 16 lpa in which 14.5 is fixed. company is wipro.

With the pf and home loan exempt and tax deduction what will be in hand amount?
Anyone who can calculate or whoever is receiving the similar amount can help?

For anyone who’s taken / passed the CFE, is it worth paying for the full exam prep course or would studying the fraud examiners manual suffice?

Can someone tell what's the salary range for Data Engineer 2(L5) position in Amazon, India ?

Hello Fishermen,

Please help me out, how is this company Bristlecone?

Is it worth moving to this company in SAP. I’ve to take decision and I’m losing my mind. Will I have job security? Recession mey bhaga toh nhi denge ye?

I was wondering if the review course “CPE Self Study Course” for the CFF was enough preparation to study and pass the CFF exam. The CFE review course was enough and like if you get a question wrong it explains it well so that when it comes up in a different way in the real exam you can still get it. But when I saw the outline for the CFF material and there seems to be a lot of topics so I was wondering if the review course was sufficient considering this exam is also multiple choice. Thanks!

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."