I need to get married to spread my health insurance plan. It’s that good.

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I have an idea. Let’s all somehow “get married” and collectively have an universal healthcare system that’s free at the point of service and is funded by taxes?

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Honestly that’s a bigger problem of American politics. Most of them don’t believe in half the shit they do but lobbyists control a lot, from big pharma to our military to the damn food we eat

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It’s all free. Completely. Let me share my new found wealth (in health)

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Let’s all get married!!!

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That’s why you have a fake baby. None of the hardships with all the benefits

I might be interested in a few years🤔

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Let’s do it.

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M or F?

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OP: Downvote

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Looking for M or F?

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Chef or restaurants, man. We need to support the economy.

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What company? I’d date for good health insurance lol

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Guess I have no choice

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Let's married! PwC's health insurance is terrible

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Hahahaha!!

So you live in Sweden?

Been there, wouldn’t want to live there

Are you in the US? What part of the country?

Dam%. I would've married you today, but you don't live in my state. No health problems here, but that kind of direct communication makes me respond likewise. ;)

Odd way to publicize your job at MBB

MBB don’t have good benefits. They’re no Tech startups!

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