I pick up my Tesla today.

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Watch out for raccoons. Apparently they confuse it with a dumpster and keep scratching the back to open it. The videos are hilarious, the damage not so much.

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👀

Enjoy your swasticar

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😳how did you FIND ME?????

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It's not picking you up?

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$8k extra 🙄

Hope you dont live in california, the deranged terrorists are vandalizing teslas if you don’t sell yours to your neighbor that would also have to sell it to their neighbors

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Just moved here, bummer!

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Model y? Thinking about getting 2 in white and silver

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Relax.

Giving Musk money ☹️

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Hey EY. I'm from Morgan Stanley so, i know about investing! Did you know Pelosi isn't even in the top 10 number of trades last year in congress?

Also, she's #10 in returns for 2024? There are 6 Republicans ahead of her.. And the top returns for 24? A republican from NC whos returns are a whopping 149%.. Pelosi? 71%.

So, that I do know about.

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Damn. can’t afford a Rivian?

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Didn’t try

Be careful. Don’t lift too heavy.

And congratulations!

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Which one did you get?

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Y

Long range?

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👍🏼

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Proud moment?

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Tears of joy

Nice I love mine

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Sorry to hear that.

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Do you pee sitting down?

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Hmm. You might get a fresh paint job by someone after you pick it…spray paint job depending on the city you’re in.

Actually, vandalism against Teslas is down now that Musk is out as a Nazi. The right wing exhaust breathers seem less violent against Tesla as a result.

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