Anyone client-side ever feel like every single project strategy is an amalgam of voodoo and witchcraft from a dozen different people armed with a thousand data points and a heavy dose of culturally ingrained corporate superstition? As a creative, have you ever felt like an OCD patient in a room full of light switches and faucets, and if you don’t touch each one in such a perfectly precise order, the world (and your KPIs) will come crashing down in a blaze of destruction? Yeah, like, me neither.

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