I was tempted to post this on LinkedIn but I do not want the unwanted attention. But this definitely cringe. So this a portion of an email from a recruiter from contract consulting firm. Hey should I post this on Linkedin for Giggles and Kicks? #Linkedin Cringe #EmailCringe

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Is the cringe in the room with us?

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- Experience working with Business and IT stakeholders



We have identified guidelines for any submissions.

1. Omit candidates who have not fulfilled previous contracts either at the individuals or companies’ discretion.

2. Omit candidates who a have a history of consecutive six-month to less than a year contracts.

***If they have anything shorter than 6m-1 year, please ask about why? *Ensure they fulfilled and the rest of the contracts are 1+ year in length!

3. Limit coaching on institution specific vocabulary.

4. Must have a five-year track record of success in project and or program management. Should need limited training.

5. Willing to participate in 3 to 4 interviews (1/2 or 1 hour in duration).



Additional notes from our call

Enthusiastic project managers, been doing PM for at least 4-5 yrs. Not looking for 20 yr veteran. Need Heads Down PMS

Other red flag, candidates who were former directors. Likely, they are trying to get back to that but have not found a permanent role.

Certifications - PMI/PMP. Not required but gold standards.

Exp structured PMO. - helps them a lot, and cert helps a lot.

Looking for well-rounded candidates. Ready to come in. HEADS DOWN PM.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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