I wish LinkedIn had a feature that gave you a warning if you were about to post some cringe, it would spare us from posts like these 😂

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Tell me "I own an animatronic robot sex doll" without saying the words "I own an animatronic robot sex doll" - this guy and his LI post, right here.

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Bro, whoever builds really good animatronic bots for these types of dudes is gonna be sooooo rich.

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I’m glad it doesn’t have a “Regret Alert.” People this f’ing sexist and dumb deserve the ability to put themselves on blast for the world to see and not get hired. 👍

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I have to wonder what his female coworkers thought when this post surfaced in their feeds. He seems like the kind of guy women would warn each other about in the ladies' room.

Let’s say such an app did exist and was developed, all that effort only for her to left swipe him

It should! And/or warned readers and viewers as well to save us time and to continue scrolling past instead of the bait to read more.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Nice try Accenture.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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God is so inspiring...

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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