I work in complex financial instrument valuation and I’ve run 185 Monte Carlo scenarios asked on funding in the public accounting firm “industry” and I 92.6% of what I’ve worked on Big 4 will need probate equity capital in order to maintain their position in the market across all service lines.

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Someone come get their chat gpt

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Probate capital? Is that like when you sell the dead people to science?

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This is so complex I have no idea what you’re talking about

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92.6%? Awfully specific??

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Ok sir

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