If I fly American for 44 weeks out of the year, and I get 2 biscoff cookies per flight, and I take 4 flights a week, then I eat 352 biscoff cookies in a year 🍪

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Now do the math for Medicare for All

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The man on the tv w said it’s free

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That's 13,288 extra calories a year too! Actually, less than I was expecting 😄

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The math checks out.

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How could you stroop so low...should’ve flown United

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I see what you did there, I like it

Count the times where biscoff is unavailable and you get those sh*try pretzels lol

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How do you not get an upgrade to first class?

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You’re hired.

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Aren't they being discontinued?

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