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Chief
Yeah we the majority of the rest of the taxpayers voted for the guy who ran on firing all of you guys. Glad he's getting to work so quickly.
Exactly, this is what the people want. Stop whining and find another job. This happens in the private sector all the time.
Many of these parasites need to go! Go DOGE, Clean house!
This happens every day in the private sector! Would you employ unnecessary workers at your business? Everyone has been unemployed at least once in their lives! Go make yourself invaluable! Don’t blame others for not contributing enough value to justify your salary!
FYI - the full “fork in the road” email is available on the opm website and is likely drafted by musk. It has the same heading as the one sent to Twitter staff.
This is not a buyout because it’s contingent on disbursement of monthly salary (if you agree to this you do not have cash in hand, so anything can happen) and clearly states that the agency may ELIMINATE YOUR JOB BEFORE SEPTEMBER.
So you’re not actually agreeing to a buyout/7 months of pay.
https://www.opm.gov/fork
Other unions include NFFE and AFGE. Tell a fed.
I’m getting worried that DOGE is only going to cut 5-10% of the federal government, not the 80%+ that we so desperately need.
We can no longer trim the fat. We need to take a chainsaw to the head
Yes!!! Take a chainsaw to the head. Start at the top (that's where the fat is!) Elon and his contracts are sucking us dry, fire him! We can get rid of that felon at the top too! Then cancel all those government contracts with the rest of the corporations lining their pockets with taxpayer money.
Chief
I'd want the 7 months of pay. Why would you turn that down?
And the dumbest comment of the day goes to…
Given who is pushing these ideas, I’d proceed from the assumption that there’s a catch that won’t be in your interest.
You never want to accept the package. Wait til they get rid of you. If you quit you don’t get unemployment or other benefits. In these times when it takes over a year to find jobs it’s not the best move. They still have to give you a package when they get rid of you and will be required to pay unemployment
You are the dumbest lawyer on earth! Almost every comment you’ve made is completely false! Do you handle cases without doing any actual research?
Not only that but some Democratic senator pointed out today that Trump doesn’t actually have any money for all these buy outs so the most likely outcome is he will stuff anyone who tries to take him up on the buy out offer. It’s all a grift.
They are just getting their regular paycheck for 7 months if they take the buyout. It doesn’t sound like you are very good at math, but that is the same amount they would earn if they didn’t take the buyout! He doesn’t need any more money to do this! 🤡
Have you ever known him to pay up, and then what do you do when the money is gone?
Chief
He’s never honored a business transaction where he owed money. Especially if the person he stiffed was’ below’ him in his eyes. He’s a cheat. a con, a scammer
So much bootlicking in here. You think you want 80% of the government gone until you can't get your social security, or your tax return takes a year to come back,or you get sick from tainted food or medicine or your plane crashes cause there are far too few air traffic controllers etc etc.
I think you mean Head of BS! It seems like there have been a lot of recent plane crashes, but there were more under Biden’s first 6 weeks! No air traffic controller jobs have been eliminated! You think the government is checking all your food? Life is hard, it’s even harder if you’re stupid - John Wayne. Life is going to be really hard for you!
Isn’t this the same thing Musk did when he bought twitter?
Pro
Yeah, and they did not get paid out either!
Rising Star
You can leave or you can stay, just know that a lot more changes will come for the remaining. I know several who are past retirement mark but are just coasting along doing bare minimum because it’s too easy. Take the money and go.
So you know people wasting our tax money? lovely.
How about return back to work like 90% of the rest of the world! Stop taking advantage of an old broken system! Accountability is finally here!
The issues are two. One working from home, they are canceling that. If they want their job, all they have to do is come to work in the office. The other isse is many department or agencies are being canceled. Yes congress control the funding, the executive branch determine what agencies it needs or wants. Not congress.
Nope
If we think it's hard to find a job now, I can't imagine what it will look like if 10 percent of the federal workforce enters the market all at once... Alternatively the economic impacts of hundreds of thousands of workers being RIFed isn't fun to think about either.
SC1, that seems harsh. To label an entire set of people that way seems to be excessive. Perhaps you are having a bad day/week/month or year. Maybe you are right about some of them. Maybe you are wrong about some of them. I guess if it makes you feel better to put this into the world it serves some purpose. Maybe people think the same about you?
Well, if Congress is suppose to be the savior here, I don’t think that means much.
Chief
No, I haven’t read it but that’s about how it went down. It happened in the blink of an eye, ppl didn’t see it coming.
I work as a contractor for the federal government and this directly affects me. Contractors actually do most of the work while most feds just sit and approve contracts. Short term this hurts me, but I understand long term it saves the taxpayers money. I’ll be fine and just switch back to working for the private sector like most feds ought to do.
Director2, have you seen what is happening in the private sector? Jobs are not exactly plentiful. But glad to see you have such a positive, take one for the country attitude. Very patriotic.
Chief
I don't know all the details about this, is it possible they are overstaffed? Were too many people hired to do the job.
Please, no haters. I just want to learn more about this.
Chief
Yes, exactly
Hold tight… I’m sure a Federal Judge will issue a stay on this as well!
Chief
2 Federal judges have stopped this until like next week. It goes back to court
Why do you refer to it as “threatening?” It’s not forcing anyone to accept it and plenty are actually debating or have accepted it gladly. If you weren’t happy in your position or looking for a change it’s actually a pretty good deal. Nine months of pay and benefits, while accruing annual and sick leave, all while looking for or working another or just hanging out with family or taking a long needed vacation or break.