im not drop dead gorgeous, but i know Im cute and generally attractive. I attribute some of my success in client relationships to this + feminine charm. Those effin dawgs.

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Hey, use whatever you got. I'm a fairly unattractive middle aged man but i have no problem with this.

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+1 for feminine charm 😌

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Same!

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I think you're drop dead gorgeous

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🧐

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I’ll be here 🙌

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It sure is an advantage to be cute and generally attractive.
Ugly people have to work hard and develop personality. That’s why we are funnier.

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Ive met many less attractive guys with awesome personalities. Guys who are shorter tend to make me laugh better than tall, attractive guys lol

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Adding: combine those with a "damsel in distress" persona and you're set 😅

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PWC has got this with the magic she already has. She doesn’t need saving.

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That’s how it is Op. where are you based ?

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I’d love a women like this in my life!

I guess I chose the wrong city to call home.

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It might just all be because of how smart you are

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I don’t flatter

Yep!

Prooooove it

🧐speaking the truth🧐

Charm is a highly underrated skill. My clients love me when I am playful, and witty.

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