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Sorry. I read “his PP” when he’s talking about his 14 yo nephew. I’m going to hell…

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THAILER????

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CEO at a 12 company that has only grown to six employees...

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What did it teach him about B2B sales?

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This is what they mean when they say you need a degree and 14 years of experience huh

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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