In an alternate universe, we’d all be at the airport lounge drinking our weekly stress away while eagerly waiting to go home. Life is good.

Unless you’re flying United - you’re minutes away from being told your flight is delayed because there is one cloud in the sky.

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We would actually be taking calls while trying to get through security, waiting for peasants taking off their shoes who don’t understand TSA pre-check

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Lol - just remember you are the real peasant

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🙌🏽 United God mode!

Bro why did you share your own post 99 times?

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All I know is this BS of not having Thursday half days with light fridays is getting old. I’ve said this many times, but nothing slapped like that first beer at the airport Chili’s.

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Yeah what about those pre-flight fajitas and the el pres marg tho 👀

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Sigh.. Still judging the 'share' numbers.. the person who posted this hack might be the reason this app crashes and tbh im here for it

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We all want to see it happen

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Wtf.... 99+ shares???

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Ah... Fishie badge wannabes! #respect

Or about to get bumped from a middle-front aisle seat to back of the plane middle seat because Reasons. I hope United goes bankrupt.

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Hey i just became a million miler on United. Don’t undo all my suffering

if the client say you can travel now but only through Spirit would you do it? lmao

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Yes for Bonvoy points. Have 2021 vacations that need funding.

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I got kicked out of the ORD Admirals Club, along with 45 other people, 80 minutes ago because they now close at 7. I miss the old days. 😢

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OP is trying to generate some revenue 😁

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Nope... it’s Movid in alternative universe.

Lol idc about the share number wasn’t me...

All the feels here

Take your alternate universe back.. I’m flying next week :(

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