*In biweekly team sync meeting*
“Oh fuck this, I’m gonna kill myself”

“Oh goddammit, I’m not on mute”

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What was the response from the team?

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I said “same” to try and kill the awkward silence because I wasn’t about to leave my boy hanging out to dry. Didn’t work. PgM asked homie to clarify the situation, and after we got context, we were all like “yeah that’s tough, I feel you”.

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mood

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Far, far too real

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Haha! We've all been there.

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