*In biweekly team sync meeting*
“Oh fuck this, I’m gonna kill myself”
…
“Oh goddammit, I’m not on mute”

Greeting from ICS!!!
We r lukng 4 PM/IM/CM postn for Chennai / Hyderabad Location/  Skillset:
Problem Manager / Incident Manager / Change Manager
Rating: 
(Out of 5) Problem: (Out of 5) Incident :(Out of 5) Change:(Out of 5) ITIL Process:
Fill below info & email:saravanakumar.pillaiyar@infinite.com
Full Name(As per Aadhar Card):
DOB:
Tot Exp:
Rel Exp:
CTC:
ECTC:
Official Notice period:
If serving mention LWD:
Holding offered CTC:
C. location:
P. Location:
Only Chennai / Hyderabad Location.

Will Cognizant offer 35 lpa for 11 years exp. And senior manager role?

Hi, I have been selected in PwC India & currently jbr and bgv process is going on. And I received a mail from IDFY (3rd party for verification) to provide graduation degree and consolidated marksheet, i have mailed them my consolidated graduation marksheet but don’t have degree as the same has to be collected from college. Will I be provided with some time to submit same?

Why is this bowl so cold? 😀

Anyone else have trouble separating who you are from what you do? I think a lot of our generation built our self identity around our work. If I take my work away, I'm not really sure who I am.

Any idea why EY is not on the list of Vault 50 top consulting firms but it is on the prestigious list?

Do you all feel that the Health Insurance choice is actually all the same? The coverage is absolutely copy and paste for Bronze to Platinum and the deductible/copay is very similar.
I just don’t understand why we have the illusion of “choice” if the offer is the same and it is really bad (in our case).
Going from $61 per paycheck for 2.5k deductible 75% copay to $500+ per paycheck with 500 deductible 85% copay.
Other firms have better health insurance?

Hi All,

Can someone please share your interview experiences for Automation Lead position at Citicorp?
What kind of questions can be expected? 

Thank you.

150K in Singapore, and $150K in Chicago. Which one would you accept?

Hi Fishes,
I have 1.8 yrs Exp and working in the Big data domain and have a few offers please help to decide on the comparatively better option based on salary, Work-life Balance, security, and Carrer Growth.

EY GDS: CTC 12 ( 11.20 Fixed )
Publicis Sapient: 16 CTC ( 14.5 LPA FIXED )
Neudesic (IBM) 16 CTC ( 14.5 FIXED + WFH Remote Complete )
PubMatic: 22.70 CTC + 2 lakhs Joining Bonus ( 16 fixed LPA + Other benifits, stocks, etc )

It will be very helpful if you can suggest with some reason.

Anyone here own a saw stop PCS or a Powermatic PM2000? Ive been setting aside money in my woodworking slush fund for a good cabinet saw to replace my contractor saw, and I’m intrigued by the SS’s hotdog sensing technology. Eager to hear opinions from anyone who owns one of the two saws.

How much to expect for a B3 and C1 band?

Should I take a title bump without a $ bump?

Is Kyndryl postponing the joining dates?

Or if any one started working in Kyndryl for data Engineer domain .How is the work ??

Which company to choose? I have offers from Target and Paytm.

Hello fishes, I am working at IBM as a Data Scientist and currently on bench. I will be resigning today as I have a better offer in hand right now. Wanted to know if I have to serve entire notice period of 90 days even when on bench or IBM gives early release ?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

#OverheardAtWork "I just came off of the ice, what happened to vision 2020?"

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Any self improvement book recommendations? Thanks!

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

“Let’s postpone this meeting for two weeks. I’ve been tested positive for COVID”

We’re all working remotely and I’ve faced this situation 6 times as it is. Y’all wild but stay safe!!!

What’s the most diabolical exit you or a colleague has had from a company? For context, I’m not talking necessarily on bad terms - just a savage exit that’s all

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐