Is there any way to turn off ALL “suggested” linkedin posts? Like wtf is the point of half of them aside from rage bait/clicks/perpetuating social media addiction to the unsuspecting? I just want the platform to have a way to keep in touch with former colleagues if the need ever arises.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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This is the very definition of privilege

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Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Dear fishes,

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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