is this real? @accenture folks. are you back to zoom because of meta layoffs?

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if you dont wanna talk to someone do you just press W and run away?

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Julie is crying tonight because of this message

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Very real. Had to do this during onboarding. And yes when we had to “interact” I just closed my laptop

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LMAOOO

How do you stab someone in the back in the metaverse? Is there a special button combo?

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Shouldn’t be too difficult for em’s

Is this a wii lobby?

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Anyone remember second life?

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C3 "absolutely everything was the same, except I could fly" 🤣🤣🤣

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u have a good sense of humor can i get ur number?

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Why have an office in the metaverse?

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Can we change the view outside to something more stimulating, like volcano apocalypse?

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Nah, we use Teams

Best looking Accenture office

Looks like Roblox

I wanna know who parked their VW mini bus in the he middle of the office.

On what looks like the 50th floor

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I have been going on interviews and noticed 2 department heads already assume I was laid off or fired due to a 4 months gap. I explained I left my last role due to short term health issues that have been resolved. Not even sure how to respond when they assume. Any advise? Thanks!

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If I just chill on the bench for long will I still only get fired at the end of the year?

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Any news on layoffs/recession in banking industry?

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Do you have to return the sign on bonus if you get laid off, sign on period (2 years) has not yet passed. I would also like to know the firm's severance policy.

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Hi fishes,
Looking for a job change in sales industry, currently working with byjus and having to much toxic environment these days due to layoffs . Kindly recommend .

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Just a joke, take it as a joke-
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Recently Better (dot) com's employees were fired from the job.
If you are some HR/Senior management personnel and hiring them.
You should reconsider your decision as they will make your organisation BETTER. :-)

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I was just laid off due to COVID. Felt invincible when the crisis began but now feel lost as if my career was ripped out with the tide. Slowly gaining motivation to get back on top

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I heard UKG has fired many employees this year?
Is it good for job security?

So no real layoffs?

Soft layoffs at ProServe today ?

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Laid off with 1 YOE. Do I include college Awards / Extracurriculars (have just one line to list each right now) ? How about SAT scores?

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IBM started to drop the mail for join Slack etc. and the mail for laptop request for new hire .

What if I don't join on the last day or deny to join on last day ? Because still need to decide between two offers .

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Does anyone know the criteria used to determine who is selected to be laid off due to COVID?

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How is the biz in tokyo since covid? Big layoffs like in the USA? All remote? Picking back up? Thank you.

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About to interview for Tech Architect role in Slack Any pointers on what I should expect in the first round?

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Anyone with experience at Slack have opinions to share? Currently very interested in a specific role there, and would like to know more about what it's like to work there.

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Just realized I hadn’t had an in-person interview since 2019. I’ve done multiple zoom interviews and was onboarded remote in 2020. About to see a real person today! Wish me luck.

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Anyone interested in a zoom networking event since that seems to be the norm nowadays. Thought?

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Is severance taxed higher? I got 1 month of pay but seemed to be taxed much higher

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If you get laid off when you’re in the middle of an interview process elsewhere, do you tell the prospective employer?

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How to get into freshers data science role as a non-tech professional?

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Hi Fishes, I am a data scientist in EY with 5 years of experience and I am also serving notice period and my last working day is 20th July. Could you please refer me at your places? My major area of expertise is NLP and also Computer vision. I also have experience in making API using Django and Flask. Thanks in Advance!! Adobe Amazon Microsoft IBM Oracle Expedia, Inc. Google Walmart

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Does have your ARM designation help more than 20+ years experience?

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Lately I’ve been seriously considering making the transition to product marketing. Current PMMs please weigh in — on average, how many hours do you actively work in a day?

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Does Oracle Cover Dental Insurance? What's the coverage and limits?

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I have joined Verizon in June 2022, will I be eligible for this year as my manager I don't need to fill my goal sheet as I am still in 6 month's probation. Kindly help me to understand.

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How many rounds of interview happen for Technical Account Manager in Amazon?

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It seems like most Enterprise SE roles are senior, lead or principal and SMB has more associate, SE, senior…at least what I have seen from open roles. Is the observation accurate?

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And what would be the hike percentage in salary.

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I’ve always been comfortable concepting and writing. But when it comes to nitty gritty logistical stuff, I struggle. Like the discussions about aspect ratios, social post timelines, and the nuances of Facebook collection ads.

Can any other writers relate?

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Jummah Mubarak & Happy New Year Fam! 💚

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This would be hilarious if it weren’t an indictment on an American president.

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Going to name our first son Del, thinking about throwing in Loitte as middle name. As in Del Loitte Jones. Thoughts?

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One of the reasons I want to transition from industry to consulting (tier 1) is that I get frustrated when I have to collaborate with mediocre people. My assumption is that Tier 1 consulting firms hire really sharp people and if I can get in, I’ll be collaborating with folks on top of their game (not expecting much from clients). I’m aware there are personal aspects I need to work on like my mindset, patience etc etc, but I just get so frustrated with blatant stupidity.

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